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Ethically made and REACH certified, this tee balances bold personality with comfortable, responsible wear.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWho this speaks to: people who work with detailed instructions, managers, creatives who juggle projects, and anyone with a delightfully literal sense of humor. Use it at casual Fridays, brainstorming sessions, classroom settings, or low-key social gatherings to break the ice and communicate your vibe without saying a word.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd²) for breathability and easy layering\u003cbr\u003e- Retail fit with crew neckline, side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation; age: adults; REACH certified\u003cbr\u003e- High-quality printing options (DTF or DTG depending on provider) deliver crisp, vibrant front and sleeve artwork\u003cbr\u003e- Color-dependent fabric blends for heathered shades (e.g., 52\/48 or 90\/10 cotton\/poly blends)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":47246978449586,"sku":"33485331654019004491","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":47246978482354,"sku":"22883677282312220011","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":47246978515122,"sku":"59773361911848015398","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":47246978547890,"sku":"24658604815885767384","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":47246978580658,"sku":"35948583331620369701","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":47246978613426,"sku":"26738681039434104052","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":47246978646194,"sku":"13268543614494145106","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":47246978678962,"sku":"44277607451917060857","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":47246978711730,"sku":"29493384812168527859","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":47246978744498,"sku":"96278247638773199572","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":47246978777266,"sku":"15504954851470401649","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":47246978810034,"sku":"92774210433707071808","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":47246978842802,"sku":"10662940500506312655","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":47246978875570,"sku":"71890646426987041349","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":47246978908338,"sku":"11325098435084615505","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":47246978941106,"sku":"12503197005252962907","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":47246978973874,"sku":"94258080135788926096","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/6258\/8082\/files\/301574109631191251_2048.jpg?v=1774916603","url":"https:\/\/neurokindclothing.myshopify.com\/products\/dont-give-me-verbal-instructions-t-shirt-funny-overwhelmed-brain-graphic-tee","provider":"Neurokind Clothing Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}